The Greatest Football Video Games In The World...Ever!
As the world patiently waits for the next versions of Pro Evolution Soccer and FIFA to be released LLO take a trip down computerised memory lane to remember the greatest pixelised versions of the Beautiful Game from the past thirty years.
Read More...LLO Record of The Week: xx by The xx
Ignore what Chuck D says, this time the hype is to be believed. The xx album is a delicately beautiful thing and you should purchase it forthwith.
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Designer Soccer Jeans
The world was a much better place when this was the full extent of club’s attempts to ‘monetise’ their fans loyalty.
Do You Remember Those Biscuits They Don't Make Anymore?
"I'm the Liverpool star those b*tches are loving"
Based on his form over the past two years Mr Babel rapping about his football skills is like Joey Barton rapping about his diplomacy skills.
Actually, that sounds like a great idea and will hopefully be the first release on LLO Records sometime next year. Read More...
Premiership I-Spy
‘The Greatest League In The World’™is about to kick off and to make the best day of the year even more thrilling we’re giving you the chance to play the Official LLO Premiership I-Spy game.
Points are award for spotting any of the items below and the person with the most points at the end of the weekend wins a smug sense of satisfaction. Happy spotting!
What Have We Learnt Today?
2. Lady-Gaga.net is the largest and number one Lady Gaga fan site online to date with an overwhelming 1.5 Million hits.
3. You can now buy a pay-as-you-go mobile phone for £13 at Asda. £13! How can people hate capitalism when it gives us gifts like that? If any of our Cuban readers is able show a picture of that advert to Fidel Castro then we guarantee he’ll change his political views within seconds and building work at Cuban Disney World will start by the end of the week. £13!
4. The oche in darts is named after the brewing company “Hockey & Sons” who established the standard throwing distance from a dartboard.
5. “Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By” still sounds utterly fantastic. God bless Nathaniel Merriweather
Premier League Preview 2009/10 - Part 1
After spending the past few weeks having to pretend that the Asia Cup/Emirates Cup/Merlion Cup are important, the Premier League is thankfully back this weekend. To help you make sense of what’s going to happen in the next nine months we’ve asked top bloggers from around the web for their views on how they believe their teams will fare in the next nine months.
And if they wouldn’t tell us we’ve resorted to asking the ever reliable LLO Jack Nicholson Truthometer 2000.
LLO Spotify Playlist August 09 - The LLO-Bots
“We took our first pill when the music was shit, I said ‘Fuck dancing all night’ but then that’s just what we did”.
Every song/album/playlist/blog entry should start with a line as good as that. Unfortunately we couldn’t think of one so we’ve had to borrow it from start of the ever-wonderful ‘Floating’ by Jape which is the first song on LLO’s first ever officially sanctioned playlist.
To hear it, click on the picture above and then spend the next 51.8 minutes of your life listening to the eleven glorious tracks contain within. Each one has been hand-picked by LLO’s music-loving robots and is guaranteed to increase your general feeling of well being by at least 27%.
LLO Weekly Round Up - 2nd August 2009
- Remembered Bobby Robson. A man who proved that good guys can win, look at this list of trophies
- Listened to the Silkie album over and over and over again.
- Ordered a ‘Personal Urn’ in the shape of our own head.
- Regretted not going to the Wickerman festival.
- Followed Darren Bent on Twitter.