Jul 2009

RIP Sir Bobby

Sir Bobby Robson


“Still, he liked going to the games. He liked having so many people recognise him among the stewards and the fans and the car park attendants - he signed programme after programme, uncomplaining. He said ‘I suppose one day I’ll come and no-one will know me anymore. I’ll be praying to be recognised then”

from All Played Out by Pete Davies.

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LLO Record of The Week: City Limits Volume 1 by Silkie

Silkie City Limits Volume 1

75 minutes of woozy, fuzzy, discordant dubby-ness. Listen to it here.

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Confusion

Football, like crime, is confusing.
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LLO Weekly Round Up - 26th July 2009

Steven Gerrard Boxer Ring Magazine

What have we done this week?

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The Tragic Death of Robert Wobble

A cautionary tale about the dangers of underground parties from the Kid606 album which is currently engaged in an ugly three-way scrap with Manic Street Preachers and Yeah Yeah Yeahs to be LLO’s album of the year.



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Ramble On: LLO Meets Jim from 'The Football Ramble'

Football Ramble Interview

The defining ethos of the 1970’s punk movement was 'anyone can do it'. Anyone can start a band, anyone can play guitar, anyone can become famous and anyone can sell butter to the masses. In the new millennium advances in technology have meant that this idea has extended to the media. Now anyone can set up a website, anyone can make a film, anyone can become a journalist and anyone can broadcast their thoughts about any subject to the whole world at minimal cost.

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Just Another Day In The Projects

Tevez Barry Adebayor Man City The Projects

Nas is the Michael Owen of hip-hop.

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LLO Record of The Week: Ill Communication by Beastie Boys

Unlike Stringer Bell they've never tried to revolutionise the Baltimore drug dealing industry by applying fancy book learnin' business theories and unlike 1930's Tranmere Rovers striker Bunny Bell they've never scored 9 goals in a single Football League game. We can, however, forgive the Beastie Boys for these oversights because like Ma Bell they've got the Ill Communication and that's more than good enough for LLO even though we're not entirely sure what it means. Read More...

Hero: The Official Film of the 1986 FIFA World Cup

Hero Official Film 1986 World Cup

The mid-80s wasn't a great time to be an armchair football fan. Live matches on TV were kept to a minimum due to the Football League's fear that it would stop people going to the games and the few highlight programmes which were shown were bland affairs, a million miles from the CGI-heavy ‘The Day Today on stimulants’ coverage that we’re used to today.

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A Visual Explanation Of Why Liverpool Were In Decline In The 90s

Souness in speedos

Can you image Shankly, Paisley, Fagan or Dalglish wearing those swimming trunks? You can? You obviously have a much more vivid imagination than me.

Courtesy of FourFourTwo’s ‘Footballers On Holiday’ feature this month.

Ringo's Outfit Update

Ringo Starrs Amazing Outfit

Look! There it is! Bask in its glory! That photo was taken over 40 years! We should all look like that by now!

LLO Record of The Week: Dead of Winter by Martin Carr

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LLO: Are you not tempted to write another big "Wake Up Boo" style pop song which might get in the charts, allow you to sell more records and therefore do more tours? Or would that be selling out to the man?

Martin Carr: It’s not something that you set out to do. Having hit records isnt selling out. i would love to sell more records. I'm not being deliberately obscure, all I can do is make 'em.

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3 Minutes 10 Seconds Which Explains Why Footballers Are Paid So Well Today

Johan Cruyff Thankfully Not Singing


Society is now a better place now footballers no longer have to top up their wage packet by recording songs like this:

Oei Oei Oei by Johan Cruyff

The King

King Kenny Number 7 Shirt


Once again Phil Collins has been proved right.

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The Numskulls in Alex Ferguson's Head

Did you see that one coming? I certainly didn't and neither did the papers or the bookies. It definitely jumps to the top of this list, given that only 2 days ago no-one outside of the numskulls in Alex Fergusons head appeared to know about it, including Michael Owen: "I had just begun to talk to other clubs when out of the blue Sir Alex phoned me on Wednesday afternoon, invited me to have breakfast with him next morning during which he told me that he wanted to sign me." Read More...

LLO Record of The Week: Histoire De Melody Nelson by Serge Gainsbourg

Serge Gainsbourg

A gorgeous album which will cure all known hangovers using its sultry loveliness.

The Madness of Madrid

Kaka, Benzema and Ronaldo

LLOJNT2000 UPDATE: It looks like Benzema is going to join Madrid’s experiment to discover whether 0-0-10 is a viable formation for a football team. That’s good for lovers of crazy football tactics and bad for the designers of the LLOJNT2000.